Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[AnonymousUser]

Je parle avec un mec qui me répond en LATIN, mais lol.

Ah ah, epic fail :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Mer il et fou !

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Nebraska]

On dirait que Gad s'est inspiré de ce mec

Stranger: hi
You: What are you lookin' for ?
Stranger: only friend
Stranger: u?
You: me too
You: What's your name ?
Stranger: mert
Stranger: u?
Stranger: your name?
You: Zay*
Stranger: nixe to meet you zay
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: ?
You: Morocco,and I'm not black,just to avoid stereotypes
Stranger: are you american?
You: nope
You: I'm moroccan !
Stranger: where is moroccon,?
You: in Africa,North Africa
Stranger: soryyy

Non mais lol quoi ! :biggrin:

 

[Swoop]

Stranger: batcock
You: the best !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je voulais me marrer, moi, mais je suis tout de suite tombée sur un Américain-Coréen tout gentil ! Zut.

 

[Luminelle]

C'est pas marrant et j'ai pas fait de copier coller de la conversation, mais je m'amuse à demander à tout le monde de me raconter un secret, et une fille m'a dit qu'elle avait perdu sa virginité hier et qu'elle avait un mauvais pressentiment, j'ai trouvé ça mignon et un peu triste.

 

[Butterfly in the clouds]

J'ai testé omegle pour la première fois tout à l'heure, et je suis direct tombée sur un indien de 20 ans génial, avec qui j'ai discuté pendant trois heures, c'était cool!

 

[Luminelle]

You: I'm the loch ness monster

You: I do exist

Stranger: i'm spongebob!

Stranger: and i do exist

You: Where's patrick ?

Stranger: at his home

You: say hello for me

You: I miss him

Stranger: he misses you too!

You: ooh so sweet

Stranger: he's really sad that you dont have the same feelings for him like he has for you

You: I told him , it's impossible, we are too different

Stranger: but you could live in the sea, i'm sure

You: I hate salt, but I could try for him

Stranger: he would be soooo happy

 

[AnonymousUser]

Je suis tombée sur un écossais tout mignon qui parlait un peu francais, il me demandait de le corriger. C'est chouuu.

Mais les gens bizarres, c'est vraiment plus marrant haha

Je tombe que sur des pervers !

 

[Swoop]

« You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I need your help !

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what ?

You: Do you know where is Mowgli ?

You: I'm looking for him

Stranger: who ?

You: Mowgli ! We were supposed to eat bananas together, but I haven't been able to find him !

Stranger: f or m

You: I'm quite anxious !

Stranger: but r f or m

You: b for bear

You: I'm Baloo

You: I'm looking for Mowgli

Stranger: u r a stinky, own mother fucking ass hole. u stinky bitch piece of shit. u r a stinky, own mother fucking ass hole. u stinky bitch piece of shit. u r a stinky, own mother fucking ass hole. u stinky bitch piece of shit. u r a stinky, own mother fucking ass hole. u stinky bitch piece of shit. u r a stinky, own mother fucking ass hole. u stinky bitch piece of shit. u r a stinky, own mother fucking ass hole. u stinky bitch piece of shit. u r a stinky, own mother fucking ass hole. (...) »

Et encore, j'ai raccourci son dernier message ! Il m'a rempli totalement ma fenêtre !

 

[AnonymousUser]

Omegle ça peut être tip top quand ça veut. J'ai eu l'occasion de parler avec un autrichien, fan de Lady Gaga et étudiant aux beaux arts :biggrin:

 

[Russell]

You: I'm french

Stranger: fuck off you cheating bastards

 

[Swoop]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: why dont you love me anymore?!

You: I still love you ! I want you back ! Please, forgive me !

You: I didn't really want to cheat on you...

You: I love you so much

Stranger: how can i be sure your not lying!

You: I can't live without you

Stranger: after i got breast implants and dyed my hair to look more like that hooker you cheated with!!!

You: Can't you trust me once ? You NEVER trust in me !

Stranger: how can i trust someone who doesnt love me!!!

You: I love you more than anything, but I think you hate me now

Stranger: i could never hate you

You: That's why I'm coming back, I'm coming home.

Stranger: our babies miss you!

You: We will talk, we will make out, we will be ok

You: We will make a thousand babies

Stranger: i want you back so bad

Stranger: i love you and i know you didnt mean it

You: HAHAHAHA ! You believed me ! HAHAHA !

You: I cheated on you so many times !

Stranger: BITCH

Stranger: I HATE YOU

You: I slept with your brother

Stranger: YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD LOOKING

You: with your father

You: with your uncle

Stranger: your gay?!?!

You: with the postman

Stranger: that explains EVERYTHING

You: Yeah, I'm gay

You: Aren't you a boy ?!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



J'aime ce site. J'aime ce site !

 

[Yana]

Il y a vraiment des gens magiques, n'empêche !

Les mecs sur qui vous êtes tombées, themisa et swoop, ils sont fabuleux !