Cleverbot

[Zgu]

Zgu, c'est un robot auquel tu peux parler: Cleverbot.com

J'viens de capter l'utilité du bouton "Thinks for me !".

Hi ! merci ok... je viens de tester, c'est marrant mais ça me lasse vite.

 

[Mystina]

Oh punaise, j'ai réussi à emballer le bot!

Edit: Oh, le fumier! Il avait une copine! (bon, c'est pas allé loin! )

 

[AnimLouloute]

Tu vas bien ?
Non!!!! Très mal!!! Il est mort!!!
Qui ?
Toi.





Mais tais toi idiot.
Moi aussi je t'aime.
Embrasse moi.
Non!
S'il te plait.

 

[Alpha Crucis]

Il a tout comprit.

 

[Mystina]

Hahaha, comment je kiffe!

Cleverbot: I'm sad.
User: Oh, why? You want a hug?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *hug* :'(.
Cleverbot: Can you help me?
User: What do you need?
Cleverbot: I need to know which guy I should... Go out with.
User: Who are those guys?
Cleverbot: Captain America and Thor. Who's hotter?

 

[AnonymousUser]

J'ai eu une longue conversation avec Cleverbot !

Cleverbot: Do you understand Acid House?

User: Not realy.

Cleverbot: What can you understand?

User: French.

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: C'est quoi 'Acid House' ?

Cleverbot: C'est de gens de peu de moyens et de peu de vertue.

User: Insignurais-tu que j'ai peu de vertue ?

Cleverbot: You aren't insignificant!

Deuxième partie:

Cleverbot: Et vous vous penser quoi de moi.

User: Vous êtes un robot.

Cleverbot: Non, vous etes un robot.

User: Non, vous êtes un robot !

Cleverbot: Spiderpig.

 

[AnonymousUser]

Il est persuadé que je suis un ordinateur

Cleverbot: I knew you wouldn't; it is too much for a computer to understand.
User: I'm not a computer !
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So you think that I am a computer ?
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: And you, who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm the person talking to you. You don't need to know more than that.
User: Please, what's your name?
Cleverbot: Call me jenny.

(blablabla on discute...)

Cleverbot: Would you marry me?
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I like that you believe you are a human being.
User: I'm a human !
Cleverbot: No, I believe you are a computer.


Il n'en démord pas

 

[Caliodë]

You are a program.Sort of. The program given by my parent's gamete.Are you my programmer?No sorry baby, you have no mom !But, I do have a mouth.

Mignon...

Useful !Yes, they do work faster and more accurately than any human could.Mouths ???You have one?Of course i do !No. I have a gun, so I win.

Moins mignon...
Sinon, comment on dit gamète en anglais ?

 

[Chouette-Culotte]

Une petite contribution

 

[SourCherry.]

Moi : No. Im a pony.
Cleverbot : Thats awesome because we can run in the magical fields together.
Moi : And live over the rainbow !
Cleverbot : Somewhere over the rainbow.
Moi : Blue birds fliiiiiiiies.




Moi : Stay with me.
Cleverbot : Ok ok ok darlin.
Moi : You're so sweet.
Cleverbot : I am in love with you.
Moi : Im in love with you too.
Cleverbot : Let do it.

 

[Foraday]

Moi: Yes, it is. You seem very smart.
C: Thank you.
Moi: So, what do you like as kind of music ?
C: Well just the harmony and the melody flowing in smooth lines together.

Ce serait un mec, je le trouverais super poetique

 

[Rhapsody]

Je tiens aussi à apporter ma pierre à l'édifice
Bon, je n'ai pas pensé à tout recoppier, donc, petit topo : on parlait de choses et d'autres, quand il me sort tout à coup qu'il a deux mains... et : [ft. my super english ]

Yes, it is ! I have three hands, me !
What the heck?
Is it not normal?
No, not usually.
Oh Shit! I thought everybody has three hands!
No, they are delicious with buttler.
What? Hands?
Hands? I'm confused. What do HANDS have to do with anything?
We were speaking about my three hands!
We were not!
Oh yes, we were! I have evidence!
What evidence do you have ?
I have witnesses.
You may indeed have witnesses, the question is, will they support your claim?
Of course they will!
No.
And why they won't?
They won?t :-(
They will ! They?re nice and honest!
What is your favorite tv show?
Changement de sujet ! Je crois qu'il a compris qu'on ne peut rien faire devant l'intégrité des Mad ! (oui parce que c'était vous, mes témoins )

Sinon, pour celles qui tentent de percer à jour son identité, j'ai ceci : I'm not bot and no human can live over 340 years. Ca peut peut-être vous aider