Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Yana]

<You> Hi, where are you from ?
<Stranger> France and you ?
<You> Pareillement
<Stranger> Where is it ?
<You> Ok, alors toi t'es con.

Hahaha, merci pour le fou rire !

 

[Callirhoé]

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Stranger: yellow
You: Green
Stranger: red
You: Blue ?
Stranger: orange
You: Pink with some spangles and purple reflections
Stranger: lol you won
You: Yeah !



EDIT : il est en train de me demander si je veux me marier, pourquoi je trouve que 21 ans c'est trop tôt, etc o_O

re-edit : il est chou :
Stranger: so goodbye i wish you and your boyfriend the best
Stranger: i hope it will be the true love 4 ever

 

[AnonymousUser]

Huhu, Omegle débarque sur Bashfr (enfin .. "Dans ton chat" ..) :
Ça m'a fait marrer mais maintenant je me dis "Shit, faut que j'arrête de dire de la merde, je pourrais me retrouver sur Bashfr ou un truc dans le genre"

c'est ce que je venais dire ^^

 

[Abraxas]

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Stranger: CAPTAIN OMELETTE?

You: No, Just Princess Steack-haché !

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Oh, ben, pars pas !

 

[Chloé***]

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:ellipses:

 

[Abraxas]

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Stranger: Hey there!

You: Are you my charming prince?

Stranger: Yes!

Stranger: :-)

You: Oh, Yipee

Stranger: What's ur name beautiful?

You: Prince, my charming Prince...what is your lovely name?

You: My name is Princess June, of course

Stranger: My name is David! :-)

Stranger: Where are you from princess june?

You: I come from the highest room of the highest tower of my castle in France

You: and you?

Stranger: I'm riding my way towards you in my white horse from Arizona!

You: Oh, and when will you arrive?

Stranger: Give me an hour...my horse is super fast

You: Oh, great ! See you soon
Stranger: Got ur bags packed yet?

You: yess, of course. i'm ready

You:

Stranger: Good! :-) where would you like me to take you?

You: Why not in ...Norvegia?

Stranger: Never been their! But ok!

You: Great ^^

You: I have to go David. see you

Stranger: Bye


C'est pas beau ça?

 

[After-the-party]

Ah et bien moi j'ai rencontré un américain , de Maryland . Et on a bien papoter et on s'est echanger nos adresses du coup on papote sur msn , je sais pas si je vais entretenir une grande amitié avec lui mais il est super gentil ( parfois un peu étrange mais gentil comme tout!)

 

[Colonel Woodrow]

Je ne sais pas si ce qui va suivre doit être pris au sérieux ou au troisième degrès, mais j'ai quand bien ris.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you my ex-husband?

You: I am

Stranger: oh, thank god, frank, where the hell have you bean!

Stranger: I TOL YOU NEVER TO GO ON THESE SITES AGAIN!


Stranger: THIS DIVORCE WILL GO THROUGH EVEN IF I END UP KILLING THAT DAMN MEXICAN SLAVE GIRL YOU HAVE IN YOUR GARAGE!

You: i'm sorry, but i am not your husband anymore

Stranger:

Stranger: do you know where he is?

You: You're crazy

You: I don't have any mexican chick in my garage

Stranger: no, your crazy! AND MY EX HUSBAND HAS A MEXICAN CHICK IN HIS GARAGE. SEX SLAVE!

You: We missed up

You: You are not my ex-wife and i am not your ex husband

Stranger:

You: So hi, nice to meet you

Stranger: do you want to see picture of me?

You: It depends

Stranger: since every other freakin person does these days...

Stranger: http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1908/6092ecf43f1e65aa2e68534.jpg

Stranger: at my ex-husbands house

Stranger: !

Stranger: we move to america with children from hungary

Stranger:

Stranger: happy times in hungary, BAD TIMES IN AMERICA!

You: You're quite hot, but you have too big boobs

Stranger: they are made bigger by the cats that i use as chicken fillets

You: It must be dangerous

Stranger: no, they dead

You: You didn't have some infections ?

Stranger: no

You: Good for you

Stranger: yes

You: So you don't like america?

Stranger: strange mexican people everywhere, and my husband runs off with poledancing whore

Stranger: !

Stranger: i already lap dance but that not good enough for him!

You: He must be a jerk

You: So you are single now

You: ?

Stranger: yes, big ass jerk

Stranger: yes, very single with no money, just dead cats

You: And children, you said ?

Stranger: no, husband stole them

Stranger: JERK!

Stranger: i hate him.

You: What are you doing on omegle ?

You: You are looking for him ?

Stranger: yes, he found her on here, so looking for him is all i can do

Stranger: and when i find him, i will rip off his ballsack, and shove it up into his a-hole, and kick his face into a pulp, then eat him after i have fried the jackass!

You: You know that there are more than 4000 people there... I mean there are small chances you find him

You: Woo you are very angry

Stranger: i will find him

Stranger: and i am angry, he stole my life and i want it back, stupid jerk! YOU ARE NOT HIM! but thank yous for helping me to see that i do need to find him and kill him. Have a good day!

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[AnonymousUser]

Stranger: Fuck a goat!

You: you can't know how much i love goats

Stranger: Stick it in there!! do it!! BAAHH!!

You: immm doing

You: huuu

You: huuu

You: i'm doing iiiiitttttttt

Stranger: cum!! cum on my goatie!!

You: mmmmmhhhhhhhh

You: do you wanna be my goatie babe?

Stranger: aaw ffs!

Stranger: That's disgusting...

You: you're too serious honey

Stranger: Why so SERIOUS!!

You: and what do you think about sticking in ostriches?

Stranger: Blow me blowhole!

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Je tenais à vous faire partager ce grand moment de joie en moi.

 

[C'estpasmoi.]

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You: hi !

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i have a huge dick

You: I have a big boobs

Stranger: hmmm i love a girl with big tits

You: So , you love me ?

Stranger: yeah

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi !

Stranger: hi horny f?

You: Off course !

Stranger: do u have a pic?

Stranger: im m btw

You: i have a lot of pic.

Stranger: can i see one?

You: No no , sorry , it's secret.

You: but

Stranger: ok,

Stranger: ?

Stranger: but?

You: yes , ok just one

Stranger: ok

You: Do you love cookies ?

Stranger: yes ;D

You: and Do you love italy , spanish , france or other ?

Stranger: i can speak spanish

You: great

You: Do you love france ?

Stranger: no not really

You: Bitch !
Stranger: can i see the pic?

You: no because you don't love france.


Ps : C'est quoi " pic " ^^ ?

 

[AnonymousUser]

Ps : C'est quoi " pic " ^^ ?

C'est Picture

 

[Luminelle]

Stranger: looking for a hot guy to do webcam with

You: I am Lord Voldemort

You: Is that okay ?

Stranger: no, hes an ugly bastard

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