Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Pantoufle]

Ma première conversation Omegle, et je fais déjà fuir :

"You: hi !

Stranger: hello



Stranger: asl?



You: 25, yeti, Long Island



You: and you ?



Stranger: ??



Stranger: yeti?



You: oh yes


Stranger: whats that?


You: oh you know a kind of monster



Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Je voulais rajouter que j'étais très poilue, mais j'ai pas eu le temps.

 

[Yana]

Ma première conversation Omegle, et je fais déjà fuir :

"You: hi !

Stranger: hello



Stranger: asl?



You: 25, yeti, Long Island



You: and you ?



Stranger: ??



Stranger: yeti?



You: oh yes


Stranger: whats that?


You: oh you know a kind of monster



Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Je voulais rajouter que j'étais très poilue, mais j'ai pas eu le temps.

Yeti en anglais c'est Bigfoot, c'est pour ça qu'il n'a pas du comprendre, mais c'est super drôle comme idée, j'adore !

 

[Pantoufle]

Yeti en anglais c'est Bigfoot, c'est pour ça qu'il n'a pas du comprendre, mais c'est super drôle comme idée, j'adore !

Oui je m'en suis rappelé après j'ai voulu le dire aussi mais trop tard.

 

[Raspberry]

conversation avec un américain volage ;D

You: hi!

Stranger: hi

You: how r u?

Stranger: tired but good

You: what did u do last night?

Stranger:

You: eheh i'm curious

Stranger: i may have had sex with a woman

You: eheh i was pretty sure,fiance? wifE? girlfriend?

Stranger: well none of those

Stranger: maybe gf soon

You: nice nice i'm crossing my fingers for u !

Stranger: haha im not too interested

Stranger: she is just hot

You: really? well does she know that ur not rly interested?

Stranger: idk

Stranger: dont care either

Stranger: she'll find out

You: awww thats pretty mean

Stranger: well if she doesnt know its sad

You: So you are one those bastard

Stranger: the only affection i showed her is fuckin her. and she's the one who pulled my pants down and blew me

You: hoho i see

You: May i ask u where do u live stranger?

Stranger: usa

Stranger: yourself?

You: france

Stranger: female?

You: yes

Stranger: i figured when you called me a bastard

Stranger:

You: eheh

You: well stranger, im affraid this conversation will have to stop here.it was nice talkin to u

Stranger: likewise

Stranger: tata

You: tata?

Stranger: its sorta like a saying for goodbye

You: ooh i see byebye

 

[Masha]

aujourd'hui j'ai appris à un chinois quelques une de mes valeurs élémentaires


You: in french, caca= poo

You: and prout.. hum

You: is the sound from your ass

You: "pffft"

You: which makes laugh

Stranger: eeeee

You: specially when ure a child

Stranger: haha

You: but it always make me laugh

You: even if im 18

Stranger: in chinese it's 屁

Stranger: ?pi?

You:

You: pipi, in french, its the opposit of caca

You: you see?

You: yellow liquid

 

[AnonymousUser]

Stranger: emo?

You: Like Jena Lee ?

Stranger: What ?

You: No, It's a joke

You: Bazinga

Stranger: ok ^^

You: ^^

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Il a du regardé sur google qui est jena lee, et il a pris peur ^^)

 

[Eloyce]

Stranger: I just talk with someone, and he just disconnect! without saying goodbye
You: oh so sad
Stranger: yeah
You: are you a bisounours?
Stranger: a what?
You: a bisounours
You: a dickhead you know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Abraxas]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: bonsoir

Stranger: francois?

You: Française* Yess

Stranger: putain

Stranger: saloppe

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Euuuh... WTF?

 

[AnonymousUser]

Je discute avec un gars NORMAL !!
Il a mon age et habite New-York.
Ce site est ouf !

 

[AnonymousUser]

Vos posts me faisaient rire, alors je tente aussi. Première conversation :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: know javascript?

You: O_o No. Why ?

Stranger: because

Stranger: i have made something awesome

Stranger: and i need someone who knows what theyre talking about to look at it

Stranger: i have no time for stupid fuckers like you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ah ouais ?! u_u

 

[Jhene.]

Le début de la conversation porté sur le fait qu'il ne fallait pas donner sa virginité à n'importe qui, bon à la base je rigolais et disais que je m'en fichais tout ça et j'ai voulu dire mais non je plaisante et à la place, en y croyant, j'ai dit :

You : I'm Jocking !!
Stranger: thats an extremely gay word
Stranger: jocking
Stranger: really?
Stranger: and you were starting to be okay
Stranger: bye

Merde alors.. Je sais toujours pas ce que veut dire jocking...

 

[Aloe Pinte]

Je change, celle ci est mieux : c'est moi qui pars un peu en live mais tant pis :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey sweet

Stranger: hii

Stranger:

You: how r u

Stranger: so so

Stranger: could be better

You: what's happening to you ?

Stranger: my brothers friends are trying to eat my ice cream

Stranger: darn.

Stranger: boys.

You: theyr fuckers !!

You: pussy

You: eat their dick

You: bit it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.