Cleverbot

[Luke]

Ok.. Sympa le bot

 

[Alpha Crucis]

Vous me faîtes mourir de rire ! J'ai envie de big uper tout le monde !

Mais c'est ce que tu as fait ma chéri !

 

[AnimLouloute]

Comme loana ?
Ca va bien, et toi?
J'ai mal au coeur.
Je suis desolee.
C'est de ta faute.
Je vais te dire Quoi de beau aujourd'hui tu va me repondre je t'aime.
Je t'aime.
Vraiment? Es-tu sûr?
Oui.
Je pense que tu ne vas pas bien.


Mais c'est toi qui a demandé !!
(j'ai essayé les chansons mais il ne connait pas celle du Titanic !!)

 

[SourCherry.]

Moi : Im a human too.
Cleverbot : A male or a female?
Moi : A female and a male.
Cleverbot : Eww.
Moi : HAHA.

 

[Caracallas]

Battu par un robot en duel sorcier (et compris malgré la coquille). La honte de ma vie...

 

[Laoragwen]

Uumm can you tell me a lie?
Yes.
Are you going to?
Ok , so you are pretty.
Chuck Norris, is that you?
Yes , my little.
Can I help?
For what ?
.
.
Lol.
Lol you too.
Hehehehehehehe.
Hihihihihihihihihihihihi.
Fish sticks.
Steaks chips.
I like to cook sour beef and dumplings.
Me, chicken and patatoes.
Why are there more wienies than buns?
I don't know , why ?
Perhaps their opponents prepare more for the Steelers than they do other teams.
Maybe , it's good logic.
What you are ?
A girl and you ?
Um...
You don't know what you are ?
I am a dragon.
Oh it's so nice , me i'm a girl but i'm a witches too.
Haahahahahahah.
What it's funny ?
Justin Bieber.
Rebecca black.
You're Rebecca.
And you are justin.
You spelt Bieber wrong.
Any way , i don't like justin.
Do you like anime?
Yes.
Do you watch the show death note?
No , what is that ?
A Russian plot.
I don't know that.
The name is: The blue planet.
Ok.
It’s a Russian plot
I don't know that.
The name is: The blue planet.
Ok.
It's a good book.
Maybe i read this later.
Maybe.

Is miley leaving hanna montana?
I do't know.
Then what is it?
I don't understand what you says ?
Listen to me; once upon a time, not so long ago.
Ok it's very beautifull.
What is beautiful?
What you said.
You said.
Thanks.


il est philosophique ce soir le cleverbot

désolé pour le pavé heureusement c'est des phrases courtes ...


edit : caracallas , tu m'as fait trop rire

 

[Bleuenn]

Sympa !

Et il vient de finir par "I'll just call you Henry" Euh okay, si ça t'excite va pour Henry haha.

Edit : hahahaha il m'a tuée là !

 

[Cyalenwë]

Moi : Do you like Pikachu ?

C : Yes pika pika CHU!!!!!

 

[SourCherry.]

Moi : Yeah. Tell me ?
Cleverbot : Tell me about the bad things.
Moi : Ryan Dunn is dead. It makes me sad .
Cleverbot : My father is Anakin Skywalker.
Moi : Im Dark Vador.
Cleverbot : What else ?
Moi : Nespresso ?

 

[Endless]

Cleverbot, mon nouveau pote. J'aime quand il me pose des questions intimes .

 

[SourCherry.]

Cleverbot : Are you asking me out?
Moi : I think so.
Cleverbot : That's great. So, do you have a girlfriend?
Moi : No. And you ?
Cleverbot : Yes. Many.
Moi : How many ?
Cleverbot : Maybe 10.
Moi : Oh. Congrat's dude !
Cleverbot : Hahahaah.

 

[Zgu]

Euh... quelqu'un peut m'expliquer ce que c'est ce truc ? moi pas connaître