Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Bitter Sweet]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi. is that you ?

Stranger: sure is

Stranger: are you, you?

You: yes I am. Thank god i find you

Stranger: i know, i have been looking for you all morning

You: Me too !

Stranger: what is so important i must come online?

Stranger: why can u not just tell me on phone

You: Well it's not easy ..

Stranger: oh god ur breaking up with me arent you

Stranger: :-(

You: well ...

Stranger: ...

You: Do you still love me ?

Stranger: of course

Stranger: i will always love you

Stranger: but life is complicated

Stranger: :-(

You: you're the love of my life

You: you know that ?

Stranger: yeah i know

Stranger: but u live so far away now

Stranger: it is hard on the relationship

You: I was gonna say that .. I miss you.

You: So much ...

Stranger: i miss you too

Stranger: dont move

Stranger: im coming to visit

Stranger: ill see you very soon


Oh putain c'est trop marrant!

 

[AnonymousUser]

Ça aurait pu être drôle !

You: Hi dear

Stranger: DAMN!

Stranger: I can't believe that they are still in her room.

You: Tell me more !

You: Did they call the blood spatter analyst ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Horny female? 17 m Australia

You: Are you horny with dead people ?

You: Ghost M Memphis

You: Yeah right

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Maev']

You: Hi

Stranger: pstt *shuffles forward* *whispers* potatoes

You: OH NOES A FLYING POTATOE

Stranger: WHERE? 0_0

You: IN THE SKY CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW

You: IT COMES FROM SPACE

Stranger: oh that, *removes remote controll from pocket* yeah, thats mine.

You: Damn, i have to eat

You: hopefully it will be potatoes

You: have a nice day!

Stranger: :-o murderer!

 

[AnonymousUser]

J'ai quatre ans d'age mental bonjour :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello !

You: how are you ?

Stranger: nice

Stranger: how about you?

You: i'm ok thank you

You: i can read your future

You: do you wanna know ?

Stranger: really?

You: truly

You: let me try

Stranger: tell me!please

You: soon

You: very soon

You: you're gonna be left alone !

Stranger: what?

You have disconnected.

 

[Bitter Sweet]

Dites, pour une conversation mythique vous avez combien de pas drôles qui se barrent tout de suite?

Il ne faut jamais abandonner. Ne jamais lacher prise !

 

[AnonymousUser]

You: Hi !

Stranger: hello

Stranger: im inigo montoya

You: nice to meet you i'm elvis presley

Stranger: you killed my family and I'll avenge them

Stranger: prepare to die

Stranger: in

Stranger: 3

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 1

Stranger: jk

Stranger: loll

You: i was twisting at st tropez !

You: cant be me

Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Bitter Sweet]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi! Emo girl looking for emo girl or boy! Are you interested? :3

You: Really, really not

You have disconnected.

Non mais et puis quoi encore?

Tu perds patience ?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Premier essai et je suis tombée sur un Espagnol de 29 ans qui avait l'air sympa, dommage que je retourne bosser!

 

[Bitter Sweet]

Stranger: one

You: two

Stranger: two

You: three

Stranger: three

You: four

Stranger: four

You: five

Stranger: five

You: six

Stranger: six

You: seven

Stranger: seven

You: eight

Stranger: ten

You: you forget the NINE !!
Stranger: lol

You: where's the NINE ?

Stranger: between 8 nd 10

You: well, here he is not.
Stranger: isn't she lol

Stranger: name ?

( Discussion très constructive, je sais .. )

 

[Callirhoé]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: I want someone to dirty talk with pls
You: I'm not the one babe
Stranger: K
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Clair, net et précis.

 

[AnonymousUser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: heyy
You: I'm John Lennon and you?
Stranger: Johnny Cash
You: Oh can we sing together
You: ?
Stranger: maybee sometime yeah
You: where are you?
Stranger: erm
Stranger: heavenn?

Dommage qu'il se soit déconnecté!!

 

[Tracy Jacks]

Hier j'y suis retournée et je m'attendais au traditionnel "Hi ! ASL ? Do you want to see my cock ?", j'ai eu le droit à :

Stranger : Will you be my valentine ?

Guimauve quand tu nous tiens, mais j'ai trouvé ça trop choupi. Après, on s'est balancé des conneries du style "Who kisses the bride ?" ou "I made you cookies, darling". J'vous aurai bien mis la convers' entière, mais j'étais pas chez moi