Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Adrien.]

You: are you going to church

Stranger: sometimes

You: every sunday ?

Stranger: no. maybe 2-3 times a year

You: May God be with you

Stranger: church is not necessary to believe in god

Stranger: divinity is in your head

Stranger: in your mind

Stranger: if you don't believe in god, church will not help

Stranger: church is only a tool

You: the prayers helpthe prayers help

Stranger: maybe maybe

You: church is only a tool

You: nooo

You: church is not only a tool

Stranger: where are you from?and how old are you?

Stranger: i'm 19 m russia

You: the church is the heart of faith

You: i'm 25 m italia

You: at vatic an

Stranger: heart of the faith is your mind

LE MEC UN MALADE

 

[Adrien.]

You: It's SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN !!!!

You: i'm so happppppy

Stranger: i'm happy too

Stranger: let's get married

You: yeahhh

Stranger: saweet!!!

You: in church ?

Stranger: nope on top of a mountain

You: never

You: it's cold

You: on top of a mountain

 

[Yana]

Bon j'ai été Gargamel toute la soirée, j'ai eu de supers conversations grace à ça, mais je n'ai pas trouvé un seul schtroumpf. Je continuerai tant que j'en aurai pas un !
Par contre, j'ai eu un super héros et un mec avec un pénis de schtroumpf (WTF ?).

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi !
Stranger: hello stranger
You: are you a smurf ?
Stranger: are you a happy bear?
You: no, i'm Gargamel
You: are you a happy bear ? i haven't met one yet !
Stranger: im a sad bear
You: ooooh, why ?
You: did some bad guy stole your honey ?
Stranger: no im emo now
You: so you're a pierced bear ?
You: awesome !
Stranger: im wearing black
Stranger: and i shoot razors out of my tummy
You: ok
You: well, emo - bloddy - bear, if you find any smurf, let me know, ok ?
You: i have to find them !
You: i must find them !
You: i will find them !
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: someone just told me to suck my battery...
You: that's nice
Stranger: i'm disturbed
Stranger: i'm just an innocent virgin 16 year old girl
You: oh, i was hoping you were a smurf
Stranger: wat
You: i'm looking for them
You: i'm Gargamel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi !
Stranger: hi\
You: are you a smurf ?
Stranger: no
You: oooh, failed again !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[AnonymousUser]

J'ai passé la soirée à parler avec des fans de Star Wars et devant l'épisode III. C'était bien.

Stranger: Sieg Heil.
You: is it deutsh ?
Stranger: Hitler was cool. (H)
You: sheldon own all
Stranger: Sheldon? :S
You: sheldon cooper owns the world
You: yes
You: he's got a ph D of physics
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(voui, je voue un culte au docteur Sheldon Lee Cooper)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: are u into men or women
You: men
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old are u
You: 20
Stranger: im a man
You: will u change my life ?
You: will u be the one ?
You: the one i always waited for ?
Stranger: to fuck u
You: yeah the father of my kids \o/
You: so how do u want our wedding to be ?
You: i don't like white dress
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bref, c'est vraiment sympa comme site Omegle mais on en fait tout de même rapidement le tour. Serait temps que je me désintoxique...

 

[Yana]

Hahaha

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm not gonna show you any part of my body
You: ok, but only if you tell me that you're a smurf !
Stranger: yeah,and im the most blue one
You: HAHAHAHA, I'm Gargamel !!
You: i've been looking for you all day !
Stranger: catch me if you can
Stranger: (now i become leonardo dicaprio)
You: well, if you really become DiCaprio, you can show me any part of your body !
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: you naughty
You: yes, right ?
You: well, i gotta find the other smurf, don't escape, ok ?
Stranger: im gonna wait you !
You: good boy
You have disconnected.

 

[Yana]

un pénis de schtroumpf, c'est dans le début de How I Met Your Mother !!!! (ha, ça me sert d'avoir regardé les deux premiers épisodes aujourd'hui en fait ^^)

Ah mais ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !


Et vous vous en foutez, mais j'ai attrapé un schtroumpf, la schtroumpfette (oui oui !) et un leprechaun ! Je suis fière de mon butin, j'ai bien rigolé !

 

[Colonel Woodrow]

J'aimerais bien essayer mais j'ai peur d'être ennuyeuse.

 

[Yana]

J'aimerais bien essayer mais j'ai peur d'être ennuyeuse.

Toi, ennuyeuse ??? Tu plaisantes ? Sur Omegle, tu peux dire tout ce qui te passe par la tête, sérieux ou non, n'hésites pas !

 

[Colonel Woodrow]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i

Stranger: hi

You: Are you a lama ?

You: I like alpaga, you know

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: you?

You: 999 lama

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ma plus longue conversation pour l'instant... Pas très concluant. Les gens n'aiment pas les lamas.

 

[Lamina]

Je parle depuis une heure avec un suédois et on se raconte nos vies mais truc de fou j'aime ce site /

 

[Colonel Woodrow]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: chewie ?

Stranger: haha D:

You: So you are ?

Stranger: A downs kid.

You: Have you seen Chewbacca ? I need him

Stranger: His in your pants grandma.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

C'est distingué.

 

[Bitter Sweet]

Stranger : Do you want go on an adventure
You : Yeeeees
Stranger : Go to the time machine
You : Yep.
Stanger : Push the big red button
You : Than ?
Stranger : VROOOM.