Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Purdey]

Je vous ai suvi. Et je suis tombée sur un anglais super interessant. Le problème: je lui ai dit que j'étais française, il a coupé court à notre magnifique conversation... Le salaud va! Sinon j'ai ça:

Stranger: hey
You: salut
Stranger: vous etes francais (e)?
You: oui
You: and U,
Stranger: omg
Stranger: non
Stranger: je suis americaine
You: OK
Stranger: mais je parle un peu de francais!
Stranger: quel age as tu?
You: 20 ans
Stranger: oo
You: et toi?
Stranger: 16 ans
You: ah ok
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: est-ce que tu peux danser tektonique??
You: non désolé
You: tous les français ne dansent pas la techtonik^^
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: tout mes amis veulent danser la techtonik
Stranger: est ce que vous savez de les BB Brunes?
Stranger: je l'adore

Mon dieu... J'ai peur pour l'image des français maintenant .

 

[Yana]

Ok, première conversation et je suis déjà à deux doigts de me pisser dessus :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: cool
You: or not
You: or maybe it is
Stranger: who knows
You: yeah, you know what i mean !
Stranger: i know exactly what you mean
You: that's great
You: you're great
You: what a beautiful life !
Stranger: you're great as well
Stranger: it sure is!
You: thank you !
Stranger: you're welcome
You: butterflies, sun, birds, beers, ain't that awesome ?
Stranger: yes, especially beers are awesome
You: we agree on that
Stranger: yes, we've achieved consensus
You: that's because we're brillant, aren't we ?
Stranger: yes, even though brilliance isn't strong enough word to describe us
You: yes, you're right !
Stranger: there should be a word made up to describe our greatness
You: no, it would quantify something that ain't possibly quantified !
Stranger: when I think about it, you're right!
You: wonderful !
Stranger: isn't it
You: we should be considered as gods, what do you think ?
Stranger: hmmm... I think that goes a bit far
You: we'll have as much beers as we want !
Stranger: then we would have an idiotic cult following as well
Stranger: that would suck
You: oh, damned, you're right !
Stranger: now I shall leave to another orbit, farewell you great individual!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Nebraska]

Yana,mais euh,c'est pas Sheldon ce gars là ? :biggrin:

 

[AnonymousUser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: We cut the legs off of our pants! threw our shoes into the ocean!

You: canibalism ?

Stranger: kicks ass

 

[AnonymousUser]

Si seulment j'étais pas tellement une bite en anglais, je galere a faire mes phrase... les gens se deconnectent plus vite que leurs ombres ooh: !

Bienvenue au club le pire c'est quand je ne comprend pas ce que la personne dit ou je me deconnecte ou je dis n'importe quoi en m'excusant"because can't speak english sorry this is impossible".

 

[AnonymousUser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: balls
You: what ?
Stranger: testicular sacs
You: O_o
Stranger: yummies
Stranger: peeeenis
Stranger: ur borin
Stranger: grrr i see u typing


C'est du lourd, il a craqué son slip ou quoi !

 

[AnonymousUser]

You are now chating with a random stranger: say hi YOU: hello STRANGER:hi stranger: S or M YOU: the both s and M Stranger: you are gay YOU: No i'm a hybride monster The stranger have been desconected (désolé j'arrive pas écrire à la ligne).

 

[Russell]

J'avoue, je suis bien un robot

 

[Yana]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: england male 16
You: hi
You: french girl 22
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine, thank you, and you ?
Stranger: really bored "/
You: oooh
You: ok
You: what do you think about prostitution ?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: :S
You: yeah, i could not fine a better subject
Stranger: lol
Stranger: think then!
You: ok, what do you think about mind controle ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

non mais franchement, ils cherchent vraiment des sujets de conversations sérieux ?

 

[AnonymousUser]

You: you wanna start insulting each other ?
You: bâtard.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Even though we already started
You: well you already started
You: but now i'm in
You: connard.
Stranger: ok fuckface
Stranger: racial slurs or no
You: no, cause we're like, polite
You: débile.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: muta
You: imbécile
Stranger: think of somthing better
You: uh that's tough
You: enculé de ta race ?

 

[AnonymousUser]

Je viens de parler avec un Turc vraiment très gentil, qui m'a proposé que si jamais je venais en Turquie, il me ferait visiter la pays, il voulait absolument mon adresse msn ou mon facebook.

 

[AnonymousUser]

(lui je l'aime)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I AM THE OVERLORD OF DARKNESS! BOW DOWN TO ME OR MY MINIONS SHALL VAPORISE YOU!
You: oh noooo
You: here, here
You: i'm bowing
Stranger: GOOD!
You: i'm so sorry sir
Stranger: GOOD
You: didn't now
Stranger: WELL YOU DO NOW!
You: yes i do (bow). could i be the lord of darkness ?
You: i mean since you're the overlord
Stranger: TO BE HONEST I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS TRECHEROUS THING HAVE COMPLETELY IGNORED ME
You: no way ?
You: did they ?
Stranger: INDEED
You: well they don't know who you are
You: that's the only explanation

(et c'est là qu'internet a planté ... les boules)