Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Hotch]

Stranger: what do u do

You: now, nothing ! Sunday = boring day

Stranger: we can chat and u feel better

You: or not ^^

Stranger: what do u want

Stranger: sex

You: not before wedding

Stranger: sanal sex not real

Stranger: or we can talk about everything u want

You: Do you know Michel Cymes?

Stranger: no ı dont know,who is he

You: a french doctor

Stranger: ıs he famous all over the world

You: not now but maybe soon ! Like Dr House !

Ah ah

 

[AnonymousUser]

Ce topic est déjà culte.

 

[AnonymousUser]

5230 users online


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER IS IN MY PANTS

You: no it's true

You: justin is a dirty boy*

Stranger: :< he is not

You: why

You: justin is not dirty

Stranger: OMG i just lost the game

You: the game of my life

You: ok bye

Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER IS IN MY PANTS

Stranger: :O

Stranger: be jealous

You: no i'm not jealous

Stranger: you should be

You: no

Stranger: we are very happu

You: for why

Stranger: *happy

You: i'm a slut sorry

You: honey

Stranger: WTF?

You: wtf

Stranger: your mom

You: petit cochon

You: i'm your dad

Stranger: I am not a pig ass face

Stranger: and your not my dad he is dead

Stranger:

You: shit you speak french

You: shame on me

Stranger: :'(

Stranger: yeah I do

Stranger: STUPID

You: je me suis fait avoir merde

Stranger: yeah you did

You: You are so perfect

You: it's not possible

Stranger: i am perfect

You: are you real

Stranger: No im not

You: you are a mesengerof god

Stranger: i know

You: you are a gost

You: csaper

You: casper

Stranger: FAIL at spelling

Stranger: and no actually i am not a ghost

You: sorry i write english like a drunk dog

Stranger: yes you do. I agree with you on that.

You: son of a bitch

Stranger: yes you are a bitch

You: you say i'm your mther

You: mother

Stranger: you are not my mother!

Stranger: your my cat that i kick around my house

You: what

You: poor cat

You: well i'm sorry but i should go

You: bye perfect boy

Stranger: dam i was having fun harrasing you

Stranger: ASSHOLE

You: i now i'm so great

Stranger: FAIL

Stranger: AT

Stranger: SPELLING

Stranger: just pointing that out again

You: what

Stranger: are you stunned?

Stranger: wait i can answer that for you. YES you are.

You: yes

You: you are wrigt

Stranger: RIGHT

Stranger: i am always right

You: you know everything

You: rigth

Stranger: i do know everything

You: you have reason

You: i'm tired is for that

You: i don't make so mistakes at usual

Stranger: CONFUSED FACE

You: what you are confused

Stranger: the last thing you said. DRUNK DOG

You: yes i'm a drunk dog

You: perfect boy

Stranger: BOY????? what you talking about man

You: i'dont now you are a girl

You: a bird

You: a cat

You: a hermaphrodyte

You: god

Stranger: you spelled that last thing wrong its DOG not GOD

Stranger: haha JK

Stranger: I am GOD

You: ok god

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: now how may i help you

You: i don't so many thing to tell you

You: but the first

You: i sorry

You: but i haven't the choice my god

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[Amarcord]

"You: maow

Stranger: IM 19 AND A HORNY FEMALE FROM AMERICA. TALK TO ME DIRTY MALES.

You: what color is your vagina?

Stranger: pink

You: pink ,just like paris hilton's fav color?

Stranger: fuk u"

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Je crois que je l'ai UN PEU vexée

 

[AnonymousUser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: Hi !

Stranger: guy or girl?

You: girl

You: JUST WANNA HAVE FUN

You: YEAH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ah ah.

 

[Masha]

j'ai envie de vous big-upper toutes en fait.

 

[AnonymousUser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI

Stranger: whassssuuuuppppp

You: boy girl?

Stranger: i know right?

You: ?

You: how are you?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: im good

Stranger: and im a guy

Stranger: you?

You: a women

Stranger: cool

Stranger: how old

You: 18 and you

Stranger: 17

Stranger: question

Stranger: what do you think of facial hair on guys/

You: facial hair?

Stranger: beards

Stranger: that kind of stuff

You: i like this

Stranger: cool

You: but only when she is not very thick

WTF >.<??!

 

[Nebraska]

J'adore inventer des histoires et voir comment les gens répondent,maintenant j'ai eu droit à ce fameux Justin Bieber et son "JK" :biggrin: !

Stranger: BUY JUSTIN BIEBER MY WORLD PART 2.0! March 23rd. DONT forget.
You: I won't
You: Rest in peace buddy
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: u suck!
Stranger: LMAO jk!
Stranger:
You: JK ?
Stranger: thank you!
Stranger:
Stranger: just kidding
You: as John Kennedy ?
You: OMG
Stranger: sorry im IMing my friend lmaoo
You: ROFLMAO !
Stranger: i meant to say thank you!
Stranger: but i typed to U saying u suck LMAO
You: nooo !
You: stay with me !
Stranger: BUt YES thank you for not forgetingg
You: I'm scared
Stranger: what?!?!
Stranger: about?!
You: there's a little spider in my room
Stranger: LMFAOOOO
You: it's small but green
You: I don't like spiders
You: When I'll go to sleep,they'll eat my face
You: and suck my blood
Stranger: LOL good luck with that

Le lâche

 

[AnonymousUser]

Haha, moi aussi j'ai eu la pub pour Justin Bieber ><

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You: i'm so much faster
Stranger:
You: okay
You: admit it
Stranger: thats not fair
Stranger: ive just lost my mum
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[madmoizelle N]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: JUSTIN BIEBER &#9829;

You: HI

You: Oh yes I love him so much

You: He's the most beautiful guy on earth

Stranger: YUP!

You: I ad sex with him two months ago and it was spectacular

You: one of my best memories

Stranger: WTF!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

On s'amuse comme on peut...

Edit : Je viens de voir que Justin Bieber est un chanteur canadien qui a 15 ans....

 

[AnonymousUser]

Stranger: Badadadadadadada!! BATMAN!!!!
You: you're batman ?
You: Then I'm sheldon ?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: how'd u know
Stranger: r u god?
Stranger: C"MONSTER IS THE BEST ODWALLA FLAVOR EVER!!
You: en fait j'ai envie de parler en français là subitement
Stranger: no hablo espanol
You: je suppose que tu dois connaître cette langue
You: tt le monde connait LE FRANCAIS ici
Stranger: i don't speak chinese
You: c'est un peu la fête du string tu vois. Paris, voulez vous couchez avec moi toussa toussa quoi
Stranger: &#12371;&#12428;&#12399;&#12288;&#12395;&#12411;&#12435;&#12372;&#12391;&#12377;
You: Japanese ?
Stranger: no dumbass, it's Nigerian
You: Well you can't fucking speak french and english so the dumbass here is YOUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: Ich can Deutsh schprechen, aber mine schreibung ist nicht so gut.
You: ah ben tu vois quand tu veux
Stranger: fondue
You: batman is speaking deutsch ?
Stranger: yah
Stranger: but I prefer to think of it as indonesian
You: why ?
Stranger: because I'm hungry
You: So u are hungry that's why you want to eat fondue ?
Stranger: ron de jomb or something like that
You: you mean jambon ? pig ? or jambe but it means leg ?
You: oh my god
Stranger: yea that one
You: you eat human leg
You: what the hell
Stranger: yum
You: another cannibalism
You: why is it always on me ?
Stranger: no, that's not cannibalistic, cuz I'm a fish
You: like nemo
Stranger: oh!!!! suck it!!
You: nemo is cute
You: he loves his daddy
Stranger: I tell u a secret: I play Dore
You: i don't know Dore
You: i know Dove, the soap
Stranger: The blue fish
You: ah u mean Dora
Stranger: in nemo!!
Stranger: no, it's dore
You: no it's Dora like the explorer
Stranger: uh-uh!!!!
Stranger: it's dore, like the kind of fish!!!!
Stranger: Dur-du-dur!!!
You: it's dora c'mon even if french people know that
Stranger: I'm googling it
You: me tooo
You: it's dory
You: -_-



Mon Dieu, ce site est une mine d'or.

 

[Nebraska]

Celle,je la déclare la meilleure de toutes mes sessions Omegle !

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: lets get married okay?
Stranger: please
Stranger: you and me
Stranger: we'd make sexy babies
Stranger: you cant argue with that
You disconnected

J'avoue,j'ai eu un peu peur.