Le meilleur d'Omegle !

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Stranger: u got any nudes?

You: yeah

Stranger: can i see one?

You: you first

Stranger: ok

Stranger: (image de sa bite)
Stranger: ur turn =)

You: 1. your penis is ugly, your body seems to be too, ugly. 2.you must have a boring life to do this, you have to fuck in real life, thats what i do 3.get a life

You have disconnected.
 
10 Novembre 2007
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Pacotille;1372538 a dit :
Stranger: heya smexi;)

You: smexi ?!

Stranger: hahah just jk

You: jk ??

You: who is HE ??

You: is he your father ??????

You: JK !!!!!!!!!

You: I KNOW YOU HEAR ME !!!

You: DON'T BE SHY !!!!

Stranger: um i meant hey sexi and then i said i'm just jokin!

You: JK IS YOUR FATHER

You: I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

You: GET OUT OF THIS BODY !

Stranger: well since ur a freak i'm jus gonna disconnect okay?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mais, euh ! (cette conversation n'a strictement aucun sens :puppyeyes:, je ne me reconnais pas haha)

:yawn: en fait c'est toi qui a rien compris !

ce topic va devenir ma bible.
 
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Je rend dingue certaines personne je suis tombé sur une wesh francaise qui écrivait en anglais comme ca / heeelOoo whaAt your naimes?i iam luuunfuuunda
 
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AnonymousUser

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Pourquoi je en tombe pas sur des tarés comme vous ca m'enerve je suis une incomprise.
 
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AnonymousUser

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f?
You: femaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllee
Stranger: age?
You: actually I'm both
Stranger: so ur a tranvestite
You: nope
You: i was born with both
You: i'm kinda a hybrid
Stranger: so a hermanphrodye
Stranger: (speeling)
You: yes like snail
Stranger: no offense but thats kinda wierd. so u have boobs and a dick?
You: absolutely
Stranger: wow
You: can you imagine what i can do ?
Stranger: is it a curse or a blessing
You: i think i was cursed by god
Stranger: ok cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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Bon, ça suffit maintenant ça fait deux fois qu'on me fais le coup du je parle français donc je te comprends. Beuh.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

Stranger: I am a 12 year old girl. I am wet between my legs and there is white stuff in my panties. I don't know what to do. Can you help me?
 
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Les gens sont fous, & c'est génial ! Sinon je suis tombée sur quelques personnes vraiment génial! Un brésilien qui parlais un peu français & une anglaise avec la quel je me suis bien marrée :).

You: rah rah rah

Stranger: :)

You: ah ah ah

Stranger: gaga

You: oh la la la

You: vaught in a bad romance

You: *caught

You: i want your ugly

Stranger: diseased

You: you don't sing winth me? :sad:

You: oh yeaaaaaaah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18 F F
You: and you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: m
Stranger: so
Stranger: name?
You: Laurence
Stranger: cool
Stranger: me methew
Stranger: nice name you have there
You: thanks ^^
You: where do you live?
Stranger: israel
You: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: how u look like/
You: you're student?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: mechanical enginnering
Stranger: u?
You: student in law
Stranger: u want to be lawyer?
You: maybe i'm not sure
Stranger: nice
Stranger: good job
Stranger: os how u look like u are hot?
You: i'm think that yes lol
Stranger: so how u look like describe your look
You: why?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: why not
You: lol
You: so...my skin is brown, i'm tall but my are legs are beautiful
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i have blond hair
Stranger: blue eyes
Stranger: and im very tall
You: i'm not tall in fact
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so send me some picks of u
You: why are are you here?
You: i let you begin :P
Stranger: what?>
You: i wanna see some picks of you
Stranger: i said first
You: lol
You: and you show me a pick of you after?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: mmh...
Stranger: so
You: you don't wanna continue to speak with me if i don't show you a pick before you?
Stranger: no idont care
Stranger: if you dont want to show is fine
Stranger: this is nice to caht with you
Stranger: chat
You: thanks
You: are you practice sport?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: football
You: ok
Stranger: and you?
You: roller and bicycle
Stranger: you do it often
Stranger: /
You: not really i don't have many times for this
Stranger: why u are so bussy ?
You: because of my studies
Stranger: studies is very importnat
You: yes but i don't now really if i like what i'm doign it's strange i know lol
You: but i don't wanna really speak about this
Stranger: truth is that im also not that sure what i want to do in future
Stranger: i study this mechanicla shit
Stranger: but sometimes is just so borring
Stranger: i think you have to robot if really now what you want to do in next 10 years
You: i understand i'm feeling the same things i don't really what i wanna do
Stranger: the same here
Stranger: u are mnot alone
Stranger: my borther also study but elctronical enginering he also confused
You: ok
You: so why are you here?
Stranger: on omegekle/
You: yes ?
Stranger: omegel?
Stranger: this chat?
You: yeah ?
Stranger: i dont
Stranger: im borred
You: like me ^^
You: i like to chat with you
Stranger: yep
Stranger: me too with u
Stranger: and also is very nice to chat wioth ppl from all over the world
You: yeah ^^ and are you lived alone?
Stranger: no
Stranger: with mny family
Stranger: :)
Stranger: and u./
You: with my family...sorry my question was very strange lol
Stranger: i dont care
You: ^^
You: your brother is older than you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im older the him
Stranger: :)
You: ok
Stranger: and u
Stranger: have any borthers ior sisters?
You: yes i have two brothers
You: tey are older than me
You: *they
Stranger: i have 2 borthers two
Stranger: but im older then them
Stranger: 1 is 18 old
Stranger: 2 is 11 old
You: my brother are 32 and 29
Stranger: wow
You: lol
Stranger: big difrence betwen u and both iof your brothers
You: yes it's funny when i meet them friends they think so it's strange lol
You: *their
Stranger: so
Stranger: can u now send me some picks of u/
Stranger: or still dont want to do it?
You: hum yes...
You: but you send me to a pick?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but you first
You: ok wait a minutes please
Stranger: you want to talk later?.
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: if u want to ?:)
Stranger: your choice
You: i don't know...
Stranger: why? whats a problem
You: i hesitate because i already have a bad experience because i give my MSN to a guy that i have meet on a tchat
Stranger: i will give you my
Stranger: if you want write if not
Stranger: is cool to
Stranger: your choice
(Bon j'ai un peu coupé, mais il était vachement sympa ^^ quoique sa photo m'a fait flipper)
 
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"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: hi

You: 19 f france

You: you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Ok:puppyeyes:, C'est quoi qui la fait fuir selon vous? la France?
 

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