Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Brancowitz.]

Mais ils ont QUOI CONTRE les français ?

 

[AnonymousUser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: 하이

You: yo'

Stranger: yo

Stranger: hey

You: kikoo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mike]

Bordel mais personne ne connaît "Sympathy for the devil" sur ce site!
Vais peut être changer de chanson ...

Et quand je tente avec "Space Oddity, voilà à quoi j'ai droit:

Stranger: hay
You: Ground control to major Tom
You: Ground control to major Tom
Stranger: gay
Stranger: loser
Stranger: face
You: fuck you fuckin morron
Stranger: look whos talking
You: you don't even know who i am
Stranger: and you dont know me either
You: you judge someone you don't know
You: how clever you are
Stranger: very much so
You: go fuck yourself
You have disconnected.

 

[Bitter Sweet]

Il est new yorkais & étudie le cinéma. Il est génial, on a parlé ciné avec les "worst films ever made" avec Plan 9, giant claw etc., de Metropolis et ses adaptations, j'adore ! (Et on en est venu à la conclusion que les anciens Disney étant quand même plus cools avant)

Oh trop bien ! Justement au fur et a mesure j'me disais " mais attends ca vient de FOTC ca !! "
Cette chanson me fait mourir de rire !

 

[AnonymousUser]

Stranger: hello

You: Hi

Stranger: dont say asl!

or i swear something bad is gonna happen

but dont worry

we can be great friends if you dont

You: Swear ? I'm sorry i don't understand very well english

Stranger: ow

its okay

whats your language then?

You: I'm french

Stranger: ah cool

im belgian

You: tu parles un peu français ?

Stranger: oui un peu

mais pas beaucoup

You: c'est mieux que rien , je suis mauvaise en anglais

Stranger: mais, moi, je préfère parler en anglais

You: Ok mais tu me suces avant ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:
You: 16 girl France
You: and u ?
Stranger: 17 boy USA
Stranger: france though?
Stranger: daaaammnn
Stranger: you must be gorgeous by default

Lui il déchire

 

[Brancowitz.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: What is your favorite video game?

You: I don't like video game.

You: ( quit )

Stranger: pfff faggot

You: Well, I'm sorry.

Stranger: so you should

You: Yes i know, I hurt myself everynight because of it.

Stranger: seek help man

You: No, i'm RAIN MAN.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



autre :


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: u a horny boy?

You: No, I'm an inglorious bastard.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.





Je tombe sur des pas drôle.

 

[Cappuccino]

Stranger: Jeydon Wale ??
You: yesss
You: sooo
You: just stay here
You: explain me
You: WHO THE FUCK JEYDON IS ?
You: Everyone is asking me if I'm jeydon and I just don't get it
Stranger: Jeydon is a famous youtube star and he tweeted if one of us fine fim on omegle he will tweet r name and he is uber sexy
Stranger: *him*
Stranger: thats who he is can i go now
You: yes you can
You: bye sexy !
Stranger: thank you bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Mike]

You: hey there
Stranger: Oh, my!
Stranger: My boobies are exploding!
Stranger: Could you help me?!
Stranger: AH!
Stranger: OHGODIT'SEVERYWHERE!

Certes.

 

[AnonymousUser]

J'aimerais pas discuter avec moi-même.
Il a quand même tenue 10 minutes le petit.

Stranger: hi, chinese here, f, 20,looking for a serbian

You: Bonjour

Stranger: ???

You: salut sa va

Stranger: i don't know sorry

You: Je suis française, je ne ferrais pas l'effort de m'adapter à ta langue.

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Si j'ai mis "française" c'est pas que je viens de Georgie, pauvre dinde.

Stranger: wait!!!

Stranger: can you speak english?

You: Non non et non. Tu veux que je te prépare quelques pancakes et des oeufs brouillés aussi?

Stranger: sorry, i can't understand you

Stranger: can you speak english?

You: Do you know Jean Sarkozy?

Stranger: sorry, i don't know

You: Dommage, pour la peine je continue en français.




Stranger: hi

You: wech gros.

Stranger: asl

You: bien ou bien?

You: 6-9 represent'

Stranger: go fuck ur mom

 

[AnonymousUser]

Oh ben merde, j'ai dit à un chinois qu'il avait sûrement un tout petit zizi, et.. il a quitté notre conversation.
Je suis dépitée

You: j'ai de tout petits pieds tu sais.
Stranger: Jesus Christ love you



(ça ne fait rire que moi, très certainement, mais je me bidonne )

 

[Cappuccino]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Heyy
You: where are you from ?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u
You: France
You: (don't leave please )
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Encore un frustré de la vie :rotate:

 

[velvet]

You: bonjour

Stranger: m/f ?

You: f

Stranger: m

Stranger: from TURKEY

You: nice to meet u

Stranger: me too

Stranger: age pls

You: 43

You: and u?

Stranger: me too

Stranger: same

You: no??

Stranger:

Stranger: i was born 1967 december 08

You: well, i was joking, im 21 never lie, said my mother!

oupps...