Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[Liise-x]

Stranger : SURPRISE
You : OMG ! I'm so glad to see you, i didn't expect it !
Stranger : is that john ?
Stranger : or Michael ?
Stranger : or James ?
You : It's James. Is that Kendra ?
Stranger : Who the fuck is Kendra ?
You : Oh my darling, i'm so sorry ! I thought you were... someone else ! Will you forgive me ?
Stranger : NO ! IT'S OVER ! *SLAP*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You : I LOVE YOU !
Stranger : Me too !
You : well, let's get married !
Stranger : I want to name my daughter Rebecca
You : Uh, i hate this name but I love you so it's OK ! I want 12 children !
Stranger : Really ? You're gonna break my vagina !
You : Oh, you're a girl ? we're gonna have some technical problems...
Stranger : are you a lesbian ?
You : No
Stranger : SOMETIMES I PEE WHEN I LAUGH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Haruhi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sorry.

Stranger: im sorry jen.

Stranger: please forgive me

Stranger: she's a slut

Stranger: i was drunk

Stranger: i didnt mean to do anything with her

You: no problem i forgive you..same if it's hard..

Stranger: i didnt even know until the morning

Stranger: can we get back together jen?

Stranger: please, i'll do anything

You: i don't know , because the morning alway come to kill the dream..

Stranger: please, i'll come over more, i'll make sure you know that you're the only one i ever want.

You: my heart is broken ... i don't know... but i still loving you


HA HA =D

 

[Candysun]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello there

You: he ho he ho !

Stranger: where are you from?

You: france and u ?

Stranger: England.

You: hohoh u r a going to disconnect

You: because british don't like french

Stranger: I love the French.

You: Really ? asl please

Stranger: I'm a 26 year old man. Your asl?

You: a girl of 16

Stranger: Oh! dear, you're a little bit too young for me aren't you?

You: I agreee . And ur probably a bit too old for me, aren't u ?

Stranger: I thinks . What a pity. au revoir mon petite.

You: Au revoir mon grand


Lool, trop mignon le mec !

 

[Mary_°DRESS[in]°]

Première experience, premier fun

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hiii

Stranger: m or f

You: f

You: u

Stranger: from

Stranger: m

You: arkaistan

You: u

Stranger: hii sexy

You: !

You: oh thank you! usually people think i'm not



On se demande pourquoi il a disparu!
Et je ne vous félicite pas de m'avoir rendue addict!

 

[Brancowitz.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: 安安

You: XI XI !

Stranger: 哈囉

You: tching tchong !

Stranger: 你哪李人?

You: tching tchong tching

Stranger: 幹

You: tchong tchong ?


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Devka.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi, im Horny boY im 18

You: Hi, I'm Vanessa, I'm 18 too

Stranger: nice t meet u vanessa oh im sory im mehmet

You: Mehmet ?

Stranger: yeah

You: You aren't Horny ?

Stranger: why do u think so ?

You: I don't understand nothing you said that you were Horny

You: and after you are Mehmet

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: my name is mehmet im very horny is that oke ?

Stranger:

You: Aaaaaah ok !

Comme je me sens débile !

 

[Haruhi]

Oui je confirme , ils le sont toous..

 

[C'estpasmoi.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey !!!!!!

Stranger: what

You: else

You: Nespresso

Stranger: what

Stranger: nespresso

You: else

Stranger: then

You: what else ?

Stranger: if a = 0 then i >a

Stranger: i > a< j

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[lylo]

Horny girls, il y en a pas mal aussi ... :rotate:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Sam .. it's you ?

You: Nope

Stranger: or Luke ?

You: no ... try again

Stranger: and Leo ?

You: No !

Stranger: Jim ?

You: Shit ... how many men do you have ?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Devka.]

Je viens de parler plus de deux heures avec un Anglais et c'était bien cool, de tout et de rien.

 

[AnonymousUser]

C'est moi ou les étrangers aiment pas les français lol ?
Chaque fois que je dis que je suis française je me fais tej.

 

[Devka.]

Je trouve ça fascinant de passer d'une personne à une autre, à l'autre bout de la planète, d'un norvégien à un suèdois. J'adore ce site haha