Le meilleur d'Omegle !

[AnonymousUser]

Lelaina :heartbeat:

 

[Tracy Jacks]

J'ai chanté tout Bohemian Rhapsody avec cet inconnu sorti de nulle part. C'était MAGIQUE je vous dis.
http://www.hiboox.fr/go/images-100/bohemian,2a80ad3ed1024e4e83aa79c475eed058.jpg.html

 

[AnonymousUser]

Si vous tombez sur le fantôme d'Elvis Presley : c'est moi !

 

[AnonymousUser]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm an omegle slut!

You: ok let's rock'n'roll !

Stranger: Ok! Lol

You: Be bop a lu la

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[Yana]

Ok, c'est fini, je suis amoureuse de Josh, 20 ans, California, qui est allé au Hellfest l'an dernier.
C'est génial, ce truc !

 

[AnonymousUser]

Muahah, m'est avis que le gentil Turc il veut faire autre chose que te faire visiter le pays

Je lui ai dis que je ne connaissais pas facebook, et que je n'avais pas non plus d'adresse msn, mais il a insisté lourdement et je me suis déconnectée !

 

[Bitter Sweet]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: I choose you, magikarp!


You: pikachu ?


Stranger: No... Pikachu wouldn't be choosing another pokemon to battle with


Stranger: Geez, get with it!

:eh2:

 

[Yana]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: haaaaave you met Ted ?
Stranger: Ted?
You: Ted !
Stranger: whos ted?
You: Ted Mosby, the architech
Stranger: Were he live?
You: New york city
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah !
You: So, have you met Ted ?
You: He's always at the McLarrens !
Stranger: No i dont think soo
You: too bad
You: neither do i
Stranger: okay
You: Have you met Barney ?
You: He's always at the McLarrens, too
Stranger: nooo i am never at the McLarrens
You: What a pity, that's a nice place !
Stranger: okay but in dont live in new york
You: What ? But that the greatest city in the wooooorld !
Stranger: I have was there one time i had a boyfriend there
You: You've been in NYC and you didn't slept with Barney Stinson ? I didn't even know that was possible !
Stranger: I was and visit my bofriend
Stranger: and i am sure that you are ted or barney, but you are pervs, do you know that ?
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[Yana]

Et mais c'est moi qui déconne ou il n'y a que des (soi disant) étudiants ingénieurs sur ce site ?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where my big farters at farting it up like crazy no doubt
You: prout ?
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[AnonymousUser]

Et mais c'est moi qui déconne ou il n'y a que des (soi disant) étudiants ingénieurs sur ce site ?

J'ai remarqué aussi ah ah.

 

[Lalkia]

You: hi

Stranger: 10 femal usa

You: omg, you're so young !

Stranger: no am not

You: you're 10 !

Stranger: so

You: toys are waiting for you !

Stranger: my brother is 11 and he is not young

You: yes, he is

Stranger: he fucks me every day

Stranger: all day long

Stranger: seriously

You: so lucky

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: damn am so borred

Ha.Ha.Ha.

 

[Yana]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: are you batman ?
Stranger: no, i am nignog
You: oooh, too bad, i'm looking for batman, the joker's in town !
You: do you know where i can find him ?
Stranger: the joker is a dead faggot
You: he's back !
Stranger: need some cock huh?
You: yeah, that's also why i'm looking for batman
Stranger: batcock
You: the best !
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