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[Aunbrey.]

There was a Starbucks I used to go to every Saturday afternoon and after a few weeks, on my cup was written 'Tea Addict'
The first time I saw it, I smiled like a maniac to the guy and laughed

 

[Dumpy]

@Aunbrey. @AprilMayJune @Tératogène
I don't go to Starbucks very often so I never have the time to think that I can give any name I want.
When I was in NYC this summer, I went to Starbucks and gave my real typically French name "Pauline". The guy wrote "Purina", yes, like the cat brand.
I was between and !

 

[Alphonse]

@Dumpy I'm a Pauline too, sometimes it works for me as it's a common name now in english, but sometimes not: Palina, Pautin (why not Poutine man ! ). Sometimes I give nicknames as well, like Polly. But I would love to give fake names haha this would make me laugh alone with my cuppa

 

[Dumpy]

I can't focus on my work because I can't stop thinking about him.
I am so booooored. I really like him but he's my boyfriend's colleague. I know it's going to fade away like all my love crushes do but it's really disturbing for the moment.

 

[Alphonse]

I'm going to a Light night tonight in the city I'm living in. It looks fantastic, with loads of things to see and do, there will be visual art/light installations and performances and some music as well. I'm really looking forward, few weeks ago I was complaining that I don't go to museums/exhib as much as I was used to when I was living in Paris, but tonight is the night ! with some good friends and good Ales ! yeah

 

[Alphonse]

double post but wdc !

 

[Tératogène]

Can someone explain me that joke on step 3, I didn't get it ? Pretty please

 

[Tératogène]

@LNounette well no, it's not funny to me either Thanks anyway

 

[Alphonse]

I personally love this joke :
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
Camembert (Come On Bear)

 

[Tératogène]

What's tons of kitties packed one above the other?
A meowtain.
(Badum tss)

 

[Rosenrot_]

An English cat called One-Two-Three-Four and a French cat called Un-Deux-Trois-Quatre are doing a swimming contest: which one wins?

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[Tératogène]

@Rosenrot_ I knew that one But like, the sounds are not exactly the same so I just didn't get it at first.

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