I personally love this joke :
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
Camembert (Come On Bear)
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?
Camembert (Come On Bear)
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Tératogène
Je suis faillible, mais je suis capable.
What's tons of kitties packed one above the other?
A meowtain.
(Badum tss)
A meowtain.
(Badum tss)
An English cat called One-Two-Three-Four and a French cat called Un-Deux-Trois-Quatre are doing a swimming contest: which one wins?
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Tératogène
Je suis faillible, mais je suis capable.
@Rosenrot_ I knew that one 
But like, the sounds are not exactly the same so I just didn't get it at first.
But like, the sounds are not exactly the same so I just didn't get it at first.
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@Tératogène : English speakers. They're the weirdos.
Tératogène
Je suis faillible, mais je suis capable.
Back in Switzerland. 5 weeks to go. It's not that I don't like the internship - I really do - but I can't seem to make that apartment my home. I just don't feel comfortable when I'm in there. Thankfully it was only temporary..
Also feeling a little blue due to hard nostalgia. Meh. I've got pocketful of memories and small treasures like leaves (should you be looking for a professional thief in Central Park I'm your girl ), tickets, receipts, notes and moments I'll cherish not to let them fade away.
*sigh*
Also feeling a little blue due to hard nostalgia. Meh. I've got pocketful of memories and small treasures like leaves (should you be looking for a professional thief in Central Park I'm your girl
), tickets, receipts, notes and moments I'll cherish not to let them fade away. *sigh*
I'm homesick since a couple of day. I'd some issues with my crush, and now I just want to be home and have a cuddle from my mum. I love my life in UK, but sometimes I wish it would be easy to go back in my hometown and have tea with mommy 
Tératogène
Je suis faillible, mais je suis capable.
Can't sleep 
Brain, sweet darling, will you shut the fuck up so I can rest? That would be appreciated 
Brain, sweet darling, will you shut the fuck up so I can rest? That would be appreciated
Tératogène
Je suis faillible, mais je suis capable.
@Rosenrot_ damn right. Pretty sure it's in denial and still wants to stick to the Eastern American timezone
Which means I end up exhausted cause like, you know, I'm working by day
Which means I end up exhausted cause like, you know, I'm working by day
I should be studying, but I'm so fucking lazy... Quick! I need a reason to procrastinate!
Tératogène
Je suis faillible, mais je suis capable.
@Rosenrot_ "Because I don't want to" sounds like a perfectly valid reason to me
