You got: James Potter
Not just anyone can hold their ground dating the infamous James Potter, but fortunately you match him in all arenas of sarcasm, cleverness, and (most importantly) fantastic hair. It’s almost like you guys were destined to have a kid so epic someone wrote seven books about them. Sure, James can be rough around the edges every now and then, but that’s why he occasionally needs you to conk him back into reality — everyone knows you’re the only one he listens to, anyway.
You got: Remus Lupin
You are the only one outside of the Marauders that Remus knows he can trust with his furry little secret, and you live up to that trust every day. Your relationship is based on mutual honesty and respect, and because you are both infinitely understanding people, you rarely fight — and if you do, you know it’s never for long. You spend your days on Hogwarts grounds reading books by the lake and annoying everyone with how cute you are.