MadmoiZelle speaks English

[Nebraska]

An interesting topic,isn't it ? See,guess we have fluent speaking girls here,but guys,we don't want to be just fluent,we want to be acurate !

 

[Yana]

What's the Sperm Queen story? I see it everywhere on the forums.
Its pisses me off not to know why is Lavana calling herself like that?

Yeah, Lavana, why don't you try to tell that joke in english ? hahaha

Few minutes ago, while we were talking french, my father told me in english "Shame on you"... I've been trying for 10 minutes to find what "Chémouniou" means !

 

[Hotch]

Yeah, Lavana, why don't you try to tell that joke in english ? hahaha

Few minutes ago, while we were talking french, my father told me in english "Shame on you"... I've been trying for 10 minutes to find what "Chémouniou" means !

Ah Ah ! :up:

 

[Pantoufle]

Yeah, Lavana, why don't you try to tell that joke in english ? hahaha

Few minutes ago, while we were talking french, my father told me in english "Shame on you"... I've been trying for 10 minutes to find what "Chémouniou" means !

Oh my Gosh, what a pressure !

Orehn., it's from a funny joke I have told to some Madmoizelles on the chat. I can try to tell you this in english, but it will be less fun than in french I think.

 

[Eloyce]

I join you girls, I didn't notice there was an English topic on mmz! That's such a good idea. You all seem to be pretty fluent though... I hope I won't be ridiculous!

 

[Pantoufle]

It will become an english "En ce moment, là maintenant ..." topic ?

Orehn, if you want I can tell you the story, but I need an audience to participate, haha !

 

[suspensi0n]

It will become an english "En ce moment, là maintenant ..." topic ?

Orehn, if you want I can tell you the story, but I need an audience to participate, haha !

Kind of

I want to know the story too !!!

 

[Pantoufle]

OK, let's do this ! (I will do the audience too, it will be less funny, but anyway)

It's a sperm world with a sperm king and a sperm people.

One day, the sperm king talks to his people :
"SPERM PEOPLE ! I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS !"
The sperm people say : "GOOD NEWS ! GOOD NEWS !"
"TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVING SEX !"
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!"
"BUT THERE IS A CONDOM !"
"BOOOOOOH !"
So, all the sperm people took tools to tear the condom. Later, the sperm king come back to say :
"SPERM PEOPLE, WE FAILED ! BUT TOMORROW WE WILL TRY AGAIN !"
"YEAAAAH !"

The next day, the sperm king come back :
"SPERM PEOPLE ! I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS !"
"GOOD NEWS ! GOOD NEWS !"
"TONIGHT, WE'LL HAVING SEX !"
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!"
"BUT THERE IS A CONDOM !"
"BOOOOOOH !"
So, all the sperm people took again tools to tear the condom. Later, the sperm king come back to say :
"SPERM PEOPLE ! I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS !"
"GOOD NEWS ! GOOD NEWS !"
"WE SUCCEEDED !"
"YEAAAAAAAAH !"
"BUT ... we are in the shit ...."


(The end is less funny in english, because in french the expression is "On est dans la merde", so it has two senses and I find that really funny !)

 

[suspensi0n]

I love your story !!
You could have said "We are in the merde" because an English book is called "A year in the merde" [by the way, you should read it, it's really funny !!!]

 

[Pantoufle]

I love your story !!
You could have said "We are in the merde" because an English book is called "A year in the merde" [by the way, you should read it, it's really funny !!!]

Oh yeah, I rode it some years ago, but I didn't really like it :/ I am pretty weird.

 

[suspensi0n]

I liked the first book, but the second is not really good.

 

[Pantoufle]

(Lavana, I love you)

I tried to read the book (in French) and I really didn't like it. I thought it wasn't funny or interesting. Do you think I should've tried in English rather than in French?

I rode it in french too, I don't know if it is better in english. I think I found the characters too cynical to me, so no language can change that .

(And I love you too, Lelaina from Little Britain )

Edit : When I read the title of this topic, I heard Patrica Kaas singing it like "Mademoiselle chante le bluuuues", it is a little bit frightening !